24 March 2005

You Mean, Coitus?



Take this quiz to find out which character you are from the film.

MAUDE
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
DUDE
Is that what that's a picture of?
MAUDE
In a sense, yes...My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina...
Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".
DUDE
Johnson?